I don't understand why you say you're a masochist for living in Florida for so long. Your disgust for the award this woman was given for false imprisonment is just the kind of emotion our fair state is built on!
Don't worry, in Florida that award would have been limited by torte reform passed in the last eight years by little brother and his cronies. You're in the perfect state for getting away with gestapo tactics. Check the receipt in the bag when we can hogtie her, parade her through the store in a public display of shame then handcuff her to a chair as if she were a dangerous felon? Posh and nonsense! Yes, in Florida, thanks to the new self protection laws, they probably could have shot first, and fahgit about the questions! Sounds like your cuppa.

All best, but please, stay on the east coast.
lynze | 04.03.06 - 10:34 pm | #