Muffin top.
michele | 08.24.06 - 12:55 pm | #

Her dog is really cute.
Anonymous | 08.24.06 - 12:55 pm | #

Nice to see that they are keeping the dog Hydrated! LOL

First!!!!!!!!!!
Dez | 08.24.06 - 12:58 pm | #

I remember the episode on Newlyweds where Nick surprised Jessica with Daisy. He was very good to her and loved spoiling her. She may find that kind of love again.
The Sheep | 08.24.06 - 1:00 pm | #

Daisy is a cutie!!
Holly | 08.24.06 - 1:13 pm | #

Which one of those two girls she is posing with is LLama?
jennifer | 08.24.06 - 1:18 pm | #

SOOOOOOOOOOO sick of this bitch!
Anonymous | 08.24.06 - 1:31 pm | #

Jennifer- hahahaha gooooood one!
BringnSxyBk | 08.24.06 - 1:34 pm | #

1:18 lmaooooo
Anonymous | 08.24.06 - 1:50 pm | #

She looks tired!!!!!!
.................. | 08.24.06 - 1:55 pm | #

Where is LLama today?
Anonymous | 08.24.06 - 2:00 pm | #

1:18
Good one...
anonymous | 08.24.06 - 2:10 pm | #

She looks great! Love to see her smile!
Anonymous | 08.24.06 - 2:12 pm | #

Llama is prolly doing nasty things while looking at these pics!!!
Holly | 08.24.06 - 2:18 pm | #

She's on drugs, BIGTIME! The more pics you see of her lately, she looks like SHIT. Those extensions are GROSS! Her roots are always showing, she looks dirty.

I bet the two fatties with her are like most of these idiots that envy this skank. Please, enough! Yawn.................
Anonymous | 08.24.06 - 2:26 pm | #

1:00 Seriously doubt that happening! What guy wants this diseased tramp?
Anonymous | 08.24.06 - 2:27 pm | #

She looks tired!!!!!!
.................. | 08.24.06 - 1:55 pm


Clueless, it's called being high on coke.
Anonymous | 08.24.06 - 2:28 pm | #

She is a pretty girl, well used to be now, she just looks like any other blonce. She's played out.
Anonymous | 08.24.06 - 2:59 pm | #

^^^^ooops! Blonde.
Anonymous | 08.24.06 - 3:05 pm | #

these pics were taken at 7am - you'd look like shit too...
Anonymous | 08.24.06 - 3:10 pm | #

wait, the kiss studios in dallas? hmm... i hadn't heard anything about her being in town.
Anonymous | 08.24.06 - 3:13 pm | #

3:10 - don't be stupid.
Anonymous | 08.24.06 - 3:22 pm | #

Anyone talking crap about me can lick the dingleberries off the back off my ass.

Now - Jessica looks absolutely stunning.
The Llama | 08.24.06 - 3:25 pm | #

She looks tired. She took a beating for her performance in the TCA. I always feel sorry for that dog.
Anonymous | 08.24.06 - 3:38 pm | #

her dog is the cutest thing ever. she, however, is not. lol she looks like a druggie in the first pic
Anonymous | 08.24.06 - 3:46 pm | #

Llama has dingleberries? ewwwwwww
Holly | 08.24.06 - 3:54 pm | #

Llama, which one is you? we are trying to figure it out!!!
Holly | 08.24.06 - 3:57 pm | #

so so beautiful

absolutely stunning
The Llama | 08.24.06 - 4:00 pm | #

Hey Holly - eat the dingleberries and suck my dick you fat jealous cow.
The Llama | 08.24.06 - 4:01 pm | #

The dog is really the lovechild Jessica and Ken had together. She looks like both her mommy and daddy.
Anonymous | 08.24.06 - 4:05 pm | #

girl, you are so wrong!!! i am 5'4" and weigh 102!! so, suck my pussy asswipe!!! LOL... you are the jealous fucking muff muncher....
Holly | 08.24.06 - 4:05 pm | #

wait, the kiss studios in dallas? hmm... i hadn't heard anything about her being in town.
Anonymous | 08.24.06 - 3:13 pm

check out the kiddkraddick website... she was there tuesday!!
Holly | 08.24.06 - 4:06 pm | #

Holly you are too funny!!

Llama cum suck my dingleberries off my dick!!!!
BringnSxyBk | 08.24.06 - 4:12 pm | #

Holly go on and keep wishing those were your stats. It's blatantly obvious how jealous you are of Jessica.
The Llama | 08.24.06 - 4:19 pm | #

Good 1 Holly...hehe
K | 08.24.06 - 4:20 pm | #

Oh llama how I have missed you my love. My rock is hard for you are you ready for my huge dick in ur ass?! Im ready for you baby

xoxox
Papa J
Papa Joe | 08.24.06 - 4:21 pm | #

check out my myspace llama... holly in sulphur, la.... all my pics are up there... i'm the beautiful blonde usually holding a beer!!! there are some of me in my bikini... so check out my luscious body and don't hate!!! suck my pussy, you muff muncher!!! lets see your pic, llama... fat jealous twat!!! ROFLMAO!!!!
Holly | 08.24.06 - 4:22 pm | #

thanx bringsxybk and K!! Llama is a joke!! always defending Jessica, the slut!!!
Holly | 08.24.06 - 4:23 pm | #

3:10 No I would NOT! I would have gotten some sleep the night before and had my stylist and hair stylist at my house, ASSHOLE.

That's what MOST celebrities do when they are promoting something, they want to look their best. However, this slut doesn't care what she looks like, what her hair looks like nor her clothes, she's clearly slipping.

She needs to lay off the drugs and clubbing and get some damn sleep!
Anonymous | 08.24.06 - 4:28 pm | #

3:13 HAHAHA! Her Single is NOT in rotation anywhere, but LA. A Public Affair is a piece of crappy music.

She needs to call Paris and ask her how to promote a CD - LOVE THE IRONY!!! HAHAHAHA LOL!
Anonymous | 08.24.06 - 4:29 pm | #

Myspace. That alone means you must be - what, 15? I did go look - you are fat. And ugly.
The Llama | 08.24.06 - 4:41 pm | #

lol... i'm 32 to be exact, pizza face!! you are such a pathetic looser!! and if you did see it, you would see my sexy ass posing!! so, obviously you don't know how to use the internet and find someone... let everyone know how sexy i am after you stop drooling over my page!!!
Holly | 08.24.06 - 4:49 pm | #

Fucking-A then go get a damn job and get off the damn internet!!! You're the loser you fat jobless slob.
The Llama | 08.24.06 - 4:56 pm | #

I'm so rich i don't have to work!!! I can play online all damn day!!! I'm too sexy to work!!!
Holly | 08.24.06 - 5:03 pm | #

says Jessica is hotter than Vanessa
The Llama | 08.24.06 - 5:31 pm | #

well, its time for my massage and pedicure... peace out!!
Holly | 08.24.06 - 5:44 pm | #

bye bitch! Get your talons trimmed.
The Llama | 08.24.06 - 6:12 pm | #

HOLLY, YOUR A FREAKING BITCH. FOCUS YOUR ATTENTION ON SOMETHING MORE POSITIVE THAN TEARING SOMEONE ON THE INTERNET APART THAT YOU D O N T E V E N KNOW. GOODNESS. YOU NEED SERIOUS HELP
Anonymous | 08.24.06 - 6:17 pm | #

YEAH, YOU GUYS ARE STRAIGHT BITCHES...WOULD YOU SAY THAT TO SOMEONES FACE???? DOUBT IT...IF YOU SAID THAT TO ME I WOULD SLAP YOUR BITCH ASS...GET A LIFE. P.S. YOU ARE SO JEALOUS OF JESSICA SIMPSON...YOU CAN HARDLY STAND IT.
STEFANIE | 08.24.06 - 6:20 pm | #

Stefanie who is "you guys"?
The Llama | 08.24.06 - 6:23 pm | #

Llama don't be so rude
Your obsession with Jessica is very crude

You make me think you are a little off
With all your "I Love Jessica" talk

I'm asking you nicely to do us a favor
Get a life and a brand new behavior
The Poet | 08.24.06 - 6:29 pm | #

All the girls' stepping out for a public affair
All night, let's rock,cause the party don't stop
All the cameras, come out, for a public affair
Who cares, let's rock,cause the party don't stop

(Such a beautiful song. I can't stop singing it.)
The Llama | 08.24.06 - 6:53 pm | #

I love Jessica! She rocks.
Anonymous | 08.24.06 - 6:59 pm | #

The beauty of Marilyn Monroe, the kindness of Mother Theresa. Jessica will be with us forever.
The Llama | 08.24.06 - 7:04 pm | #

Queen Jessica
The Llama | 08.24.06 - 7:07 pm | #

All the girls' stepping out for a public affair
All night, let's rock,cause the party don't stop
All the cameras, come out, for a public affair
Who cares, let's rock,cause the party don't stop

(I love how she skates in this video)
The Llama | 08.24.06 - 7:07 pm | #

THIS JUST IN... Extra reports that Nick and Vanessa are in Sweden and it looks as though Vanessa is moving in with Nick in LA when they return...YIPPEE. Now maybe we can get on with our lives and let Nick and Vanessa live theirs. I wish them nothing but happiness
Anonymous | 08.24.06 - 7:09 pm | #

^^^"we can get on with our lives"?? Are you so pathetic that you cannot get on with your life because of Nick and Vanessa?
The Llama | 08.24.06 - 7:12 pm | #

Fug dog...
baby posh | 08.24.06 - 7:15 pm | #

Nick will never be happy without Jess
The Sheep | 08.24.06 - 8:25 pm | #

Nick is happy as a lark to be rid of that bitch. She'd better get use to her dog cause that's all she's going to have left to love her.
Robert | 08.24.06 - 8:27 pm | #

Jess will never be happy without Nick
The Llama | 08.24.06 - 8:30 pm | #

nick has a tiny dick
The Llama | 08.24.06 - 8:33 pm | #

Nick is gorgeous and has a huge rod.
The Sheep | 08.24.06 - 8:36 pm | #

Nick is still in love with Jess or he would have taken Vanessa to the Teen Choice Awards.
The Llama | 08.24.06 - 9:00 pm | #

Llama, you need to forget about Jessica and take up another cause. What about Jen Aniston. Hear she's no longer engaged.
Anonymous | 08.24.06 - 10:00 pm | #

Llama - i was sticking up for you. these people are so stupid!
Stefanie | 08.24.06 - 10:41 pm | #

Nick has a thimble, Jessica is having sex, according to the enquirer she thought she was pregnant by Dane Cook, that's why she is cooling off the relationship right now. They are still friends,Jessica can live without that gnome, they're many hot actors with money in hollywood!! If Jessica knew dildos like you Robert i see why she would rather be with her dog!
anonymous | 08.24.06 - 11:42 pm | #

Oh piss off Jessica!
Stefania | Homepage | 08.25.06 - 6:51 am | #

I just found out that Llama is the one in the ECKO shirt....what a beauty you are, llama
BringnSxyBk | 08.25.06 - 9:19 am | #

I AM SO GLAD THAT OTHER PEOPLE ARE FINALLY AGREEING WITH ME ABOUT LLAMA....WHETHER YOU ARE A GUY OR A GIRL...I CAN'T TELL BUT EITHER WAY YOU ARE A CREEP AND A WEIRDO...QUIT TELLING PEOPLE TO GET A LIFE WHEN YOU CLEARLY DONT HAVE ONE EITHER....
LLAMA HATER | 08.25.06 - 10:42 am | #

^ haha.

Llama you are faggot ass go suck Joes cock
Luver in me | 08.25.06 - 10:59 am | #

Jessica and I had dinner together last night. She said to tell all of you to fuck off.
The Llama | 08.25.06 - 1:00 pm | #

^ Right
Anonie | 08.25.06 - 1:16 pm | #

HOlly--where is this myspace profile you speak of? It does not exist. Liar.
muncht | 08.25.06 - 3:08 pm | #

HAHAAHAAHA - Thank you!!! Holly is a fat assed nobody.
The Llama | 08.25.06 - 3:23 pm | #

^ You are the most retarded, obnoxious person on earth. Get a life of you own, and stop pretending to know Jessica. You wished you knew her. FREAK!!!!
Anonymous | 08.25.06 - 6:47 pm | #

I do know Jessica. If "retarded" is part of your everyday vocabulary, it just shows what a moron you are.
The Llama | 08.28.06 - 6:47 pm | #

^ Suck my dick you bitch!
Anonymous | 08.29.06 - 5:40 pm | #

Llama haters,
We should just all leave the creepy, poor, ignorant, obnoxious Llama alone. It feeds off of our criticism and it feels needed as we allow it to piss us off. Maybe if we don't give it attention, it will go away. I'm sure we all have realized that the Llama clearly seeks attention, so lets not give in. Its rants and raves don't mean anything, it will always be an outcast to our society.
Anonymous | 08.29.06 - 5:56 pm | #

Uh 5:40 - You suck MY dick - BITCH!
The Llama | 08.29.06 - 6:08 pm | #