so whos going to be the next beauty to help this Brokie keep his homosexuality in the closet?

Scarlett?
Kim Kardashian?
DJ Am?
Clay Aiken?
Anonymous | 01.12.07 - 9:58 am | #

I don't think Scarlette should settle for JT, she can do much better.
Anonymous | 01.12.07 - 10:23 am | #

Maybe he'll hook up with that old bag Jessica Simpson? Naw...ol' brillo head deserves Scarlett that caulflower nose.
The ALPACA | 01.12.07 - 10:45 am | #

I wonder who C.D. will hook up with next?
Anonymous | 01.12.07 - 11:44 am | #

this is my barbaric YELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
... | 01.12.07 - 11:47 am | #

The ALPACA = tomjones
Layla | 01.12.07 - 11:48 am | #

^^I think you're right.
The (Original) Llama | Homepage | 01.12.07 - 12:10 pm | #

^ I think so too. It was the brillo head and cauliflower nose comment that clinched it for me.
Layla | 01.12.07 - 12:17 pm | #

I don't think there's any wrong w/ her nose, but her "I don't believe in monogamy" attitude shits the bed.
sticka forkinher | 01.12.07 - 1:52 pm | #

^^^^ Laughing hysterically at "shits the bed"!!
Amy | 01.12.07 - 2:19 pm | #

any see the pics of Drew, Diaz & LiLO leaving Hyde together? sad.
sticka forkinher | 01.12.07 - 2:40 pm | #

1:52 - love the "Shits the bed" comment.

Does anyone else think Cameron looks old enough to be his mom in that pic?
Anonymous | 01.12.07 - 2:46 pm | #

I'll thank my Dad for the "shits the bed"... I'd heard it from him all my life. (i know that probably sounds bad)
sticka forkinher | 01.12.07 - 3:08 pm | #

^sticka forkinher....I am not kidding - I have said "shit the bed" for the majority of my life. (Now who sounds bad?) I'm happy to know there are kindred spirits out there.
Layla | 01.12.07 - 4:49 pm | #

I think Cameron is beautiful!
I liked her in The Charlie's Angels movie dancing around in boys underwear!!
I had hoped JT and her had a chance. My advice to JT (which i'm sure i will hear Llama's opinion on this one)
Stay single for a while and stay away from whores like Jess and Brit. They both are tooooo needy(sp?) right now!
jit | 01.12.07 - 5:16 pm | #

I find it ironic that right after Britney flashers her crotch JT and Cameron call it quits. He probably was talking out loud in his sleep.
Martha(The Original) | 01.12.07 - 6:17 pm | #

Jessica Alba got dumped too, maybe JT will have a fuckathon w/all the newly single girls. I think he should put
Drew Barrymore at the top of his list.
sticka forkinher | 01.12.07 - 6:31 pm | #

jit. For the last time, leave me out of your STUPID conversations. You are more of a whore than Jessica will ever be. And if you have to question the spelling (sp?)of needy, you're more of an idiot than I originally thought!

Suck farts!
The (Original) Llama | Homepage | 01.12.07 - 7:12 pm | #

OUCH! I just was bitten by a Llama! Do I need a rabies shot?
jit | 01.12.07 - 8:04 pm | #

I'm too tired to suck farts, but thanks for the offer.
jit | 01.12.07 - 8:06 pm | #

Bitten by a Llama.....that's funny! I think those buck teeth might do some damage to someone's arm.
msbitch2you | Homepage | 01.12.07 - 8:47 pm | #

Perez Hilton reported Jessica Biel was trying to hook up with JT. Looks like she would rather cheat with someone her own age and better looking. Jeter looks like he could be her dad. He looks so much older than his age.
Tosti | 01.12.07 - 9:53 pm | #

I hope Justin and Jessica or Ashlee Simp hook up LOL!
Enanimous | 01.13.07 - 10:51 am | #

Jessica Biel & Jeter don't really look like a couple in the few pics I've seen. Maybe she's just killing time.
sticka forkinher | 01.13.07 - 6:23 pm | #

Paris will nail him and his voice will finally change.
cypress | 01.14.07 - 9:22 pm | #