We tried a few feminist flesh auctions up here, but the vendors went broke.
There has been some talk of forming a Crown Corporation to fill this obvious market failure gap.
"At his press conference on Sunday, Donald Rumsfeld said that Iranian women and youth were restive under the rule of the Mullahs. He implied that the US would soon liberate them. To Britney Spears? To low-rise "see-my-thong" pants?"
It grieves me to say that there's about two picograms of truth in this.
However, see-my-thong pants beat the hell out of being stoned for adultery any day of the week.
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