HE WOULD BRING BACK THE BULLETS
pbdotc | 02.27.06 - 8:26 pm | #

then jameZ could call this site Bullnutz
pbdotc | 02.27.06 - 8:27 pm | #

He would have sex with Hillary Clinton and monica lewinsky and then taunt bill Clinton. Seriously, he would go upto adidas and ask them who KG and Tracy Mcgrady are? and then declare war on addidas claiming it has weapons of mass destruction.
Gilbert's vice president- Kwam | 02.27.06 - 10:59 pm | #

He would personally punish everyone who did not vote for him.
Hoops | Homepage | 02.28.06 - 1:22 am | #

Prez Gilby would become the Middle Eastern assassin right then. It would be a tour, from terrorist regime to terrorist regime. I would hope that they would all have a good game plan.
Sean | 02.28.06 - 1:33 am | #

Black History Month is renamed Gilbert Appreciation Month
Unsilent Majority | 02.28.06 - 10:52 am | #

that would be a great commercial
Unsilent Majority | 02.28.06 - 12:55 pm | #

Gil would pardon Mr. and Mrs. Bol:
http://cbs.sportsline.com/nba/st...a/story/ 9271916
Schoenfeld's Donut | 02.28.06 - 2:12 pm | #

Rip off his shirt and tie and throw them to the reporters after every press conference?
La Souza | 02.28.06 - 8:10 pm | #

Remove all seats from the sidelines on the court; replace with bowling lanes.

That commercial would easily trump Kobe's "he hate me" moodfest. Nostalgic figures+selective color+dogs= advertising GOLD.
Boston Fan in Michigan | Homepage | 02.28.06 - 9:51 pm | #

SNUB!!!!!

www.nba.com/features/best_dressed_060228.html

NBA stacks the deck for "Best Dressed" of the week with Wizz, trying to stop the Assassin by giving him awards, but fans are not fooled, continuing to snub Gilbert, despite his sharp oufit.
Genesis of the Ever | 02.28.06 - 11:16 pm | #

President Arenas would change the National Anthem to Nils Lofgren's "Bullets Fever" and instead of "Hail to the Chief" President Arenas' entrance song would be Iron Maiden's "The Assassin."

Arena's would then invite Iraqi Sunni and Shia leaders to a diplomatic summit at Camp David which would mostly consist of everyone sitting around playing Halo 2 until the sun comes up followed by lengthy negotiations on the merits of changing islamic law to allow muslims to eat bacon.
Since Gilbert doesn't sleep the weary Iraqi leaders would sign the "Bacon Concessions Agreement" making bacon the official food of Iraq.
J Klein | 03.01.06 - 12:15 am | #

finally watch Bambi 2
party john roanoke | 03.01.06 - 11:38 pm | #

First act: All high school, college and pro basketball games to start at midnight.

Second act: bowl

Third Act: Pardon Mendoza, get Tubbs and Crockett back together. Call dad.

Fourth Act: Install treadmill in Oval Office.
The Dago | 03.02.06 - 2:43 am | #

We want Maury's pictures now!!!
Anonymous | 03.02.06 - 2:16 pm | #

i'd settle for maury povich
just don't tell shirley
Unsilent Majority | 03.02.06 - 2:59 pm | #

these are best comments ever!
big maury. tomorrow. as he was born. chasers on your marks...!
incites coming too!
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