Good luck with working with all those lazy bastards. Do you really think 9 - 6 will be your hours? Think again!. Try 5AM - 4:59AM the next morning. Good luck with change controls. Good luck working with Chad too. You will be the only NT admin working and everyone else will be checking up on the lates news or playing games on-line. Beleive me, it will never change. My advice, do your time, get certified or a bachelors or masters degree and get the heck outa there. There is a bright future outside of [work name removed - HermanTurnip]. If your hours will be 9 - 6, make sure it is in writting and leave at 6pm. Never Again Volunteer Yourself.
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Try driving in Indiana. People here don't know how to merge, they refuse to yield to anything, and four way stops are just the icing on the cake round here. We're also going roundabout crazy, I guess we think we're in europe or something.
Like it or not, in the real-world jungle, there's a third rule:
"He who hesitates is lost"
I guess this technically falls under your rules, since if you hesitate, you're unsure of the first two.
What's even more amazing are the nutters who simply don't wait their turn, then flip you off when they pass in front of you. *Those* are the real winners.... *sigh*
I still say people have become too complacent by stop signals. They have forgotten how to behave at 4 way stop signs.
Not too mention there are too many idiots out there who think they own the road. It's mine; I just let all of you use!!! 
(j/k)
