Pontificate!
I don't suppose all the projectile vomiting and explosive diarrhea might have something to do with their response, d'you think, Doc? That kind of thing can rather colour people's attitudes towards you, especially if it's a first impression...
Likelihood is they thought you were a terrorist trying to spread terror and confusion. Pedantry is one step away from mass murder afterall.
People in coach class are barely allowed to think of themselves as people, let alone comedians.
Where do you get off making funnies at the expense of the omnipotent airline companies?
Oh welcome home big cheese, I'm awful sorry to hear of your...burny arsey issues and what not. If I believed in big smiley faces I would do one right now. But I do not.
That was a different flight Ivan, but I suppose word gets around. Especially after they had to burn the other plane.
True Kieran, pedantry is the next best thing to sliced corpses, but I can't help but notice that they never fail to announce that "the plane will be on the ground in x minutes" rather than "in the ground in x minutes". I think this demonstrates their bigotry towards airports.
Peemil, I must fly with the dregs now that my new Corporate over;lords have decided I am a drain on their resources. Fie!
Fatmammycat, it ain't over til the fat man spews, shites or summat. Is there an emoticon for either of those?
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Are they still allowing you to make eye contact in coach? I heard they were going to change that...
Grand one FMC!
SafeT, I've heard the Sky Marshalls can shoot you for making eye contact. At least that's what I tell all the noisy kids.
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