A regular Oscar Wilde, so he is. I find a sudden and savage kick in the nuts to be an infallible riposte in such circumstances. At the very least, you can say that you left your target lost for words...
Ivan the Terrible | Homepage | 10.02.06 - 2:49 pm | #

Re: The significant other's lack of interest in late night blog commenting. Of course, while she may not appreciate your wit, her uninterest allows you to google "french maid tickle fight" in good conscience.

Cheers.
R. Sherman | Homepage | 10.03.06 - 8:13 am | #

I'm with Ivan on this one. I find that a kick in the nuts, given in the right quantities, produces all the effects of a witty reposte.
Kieran | Homepage | 10.03.06 - 1:51 pm | #

Jesus. That's one step up from asking a waiter in a French restaurant if he's got frog's legs.
Foot Eater | Homepage | 10.03.06 - 2:29 pm | #

You men and your kicking nuts! Honestly! The obvious thing to do, surely, is to roast the nuts over the fire, and enjoy them with the passable claret after the quail which are best done en papillote, I think, at a tailgate party.
problemchildbride | Homepage | 10.03.06 - 4:51 pm | #

Regarding your quail breasts: I am glad to learn I am not alone. thank you, kind sir.
SafeTinspector | Homepage | 10.05.06 - 4:02 pm | #

Only a savage would have a single malt less than 20 years old with bacon.
debone your quail, spatchcock spit then stuff with white truffle and chopped quails eggs. Roll and pin with skewers. Re spit over a hot flame, douse in calvados and ignite.
serve as a sliced roulade on a bed of chawdren.
Dr Maroon | 10.09.06 - 5:13 am | #

But what if I did this:

shlonly a shlavage shlould shlave a shlingle shmalt shless shan 20 shears shold with shacon.
shebone shour shquail, shpatchcock shpit then shtuff with shwhite shtruffle shand schopped shquails sheggs. shroll and shpin with shkewers. Shre shpit shover a shot shflame, shdouse in shcalvados and shignite.
sherve shas a shliced shroulade shon a shbed of shchawdren.

Ah, what then.
Kieran | Homepage | 10.10.06 - 12:35 pm | #

Ivan, a swift kick in the ghoolies might work, but the wee Doc is 6'6" inches tall and built like a damn menhir.

Sherman, sadly that doesn't work. Anything that disturbs her sleep is fodder for a bout of domestic abuse. I'd be very upset if I wasn't a masochist and didn't enjoy it so much.

Kieran, see above response to Ivan. I've found it unhealthy to kick people that are larger, or own more firearms than I do.

Erm, that's wrong Footeater?

I shall relay your threat to Flash, Sammi. It's disturbing enough that it might just work.

Actually, I think my breasts are more ostrich than quail, but I'm glad I've been of comfort, SafeT.

But we are barbarians on this side of the pond, Doc. Well, except for the Canadians. They're civilised despite our best efforts. Sometimes I think they are nice just to piss us off.

Kieran, Shean Connery's lawyers will be in touch with you regarding your unlicensed use of his patented lisp.
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