Pontificate!
Beard? You hippy. You have some nerve making hay out of a baby's eating habits when you probably have your entire weekly diet richly represented in your undergrowth...
Pollock in urine on Armani. Choice!
Did you see any place to mount weapons on the infant? You must keep to your evil, man.
My three-month old is fascinating as well, though she is still eating simulated boob juice.
When more is coming out (of anywhere, everywhere) than was put in, something is wrong/almost entirely normal. Select.
One's answer to this will reveal one as an experienced, battle-hardened parent who's seen every king of effluent the human baby can produce (often at speed), or a person who still thinks he/she will never, ever do that "licking their finger and wiping off a child's dried up milk-moustache" thing because he/she will always have hated that as a child.
I've always thought that all babies look like Jimmy Hoffa on speed. My own, or should I say the Emblos', included.
It just gets worse, of course, until they're standing around wearing all black and being morose. Then they pop out of their room at age 18 for the tuition check.
Sometimes, I wonder why I bother.
Cheers.
loved it Dr. E ~ you have once again so brilliantly captured the vivd puke/poop fest days ~ I know I used to secretly gloat when my beautiful little porcelain doll babies ( that's what every one said, truly! ) threw a perfect shot, painting a picture of pure joy & extra special ~treasures~ upon the unsuspecting! Better than the colorful oral displays, however, were the specially scented anal leakages, blowing through a pampers with a grin on your face is something I believe God reserved especially for the very young & very old. :-D
Ivan, it may have been the stored food, but I suspect that babies simply like to inflict pain. At least that's what I recall from being a sprat.
SafeT, as you know, even sweet baby girls have their own weapons. They are more biological than explosive, but sometimes that happens too.
Sammi, Re. the licked finger. Isn't that response great? I'm going to do it at the Louts' weddings.
Sherman, goth kids? I'm so sorry. I met some on campus the other day and they hate me too. I should write about it.
It makes you proud, doesn't it Red? "My child did that!" Oh if only I had a camera on those occasions...
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