Pontificate!
You could at least have put the spare tyre on for her. Or stolen the Beanie Babies. Call it tough love...
I rather like the non-lethal bean bag weapons that the police use to control hippies, but I think that they should use beanie babies as ammo.
That way the hippies would not only feel the sting of the impact, but also get trampled by slathering hordes of beanie baby collectors.
"Oooo! Look Agnes!" I can hear them saying, "I've got A Moony-Corn! And a length of Wavy Gravy's small intestines!"
I say, send her a bill for freeing her from the oppression of the Bush Administration. If that isn't unlawful detention, I don't know what is. You probably saved her from the horrors of being licked by a cat.
Oh, and expect your complimentary ACLU membership card in the mail in the next few days.
Cheers.
Randall, actually, I really should have noticed the "Give Peace a Chance" bumper sticker. Not a sentiment that I would suscribe to as it would kill my munitions portfloio.
But an ACLU membership? I believe it was their stinking boot! This is hippy town after all.
A scofflaw I may be but ne'er a hippy!
You need a pocket full of metal eating nanobots instead. Easier to transport than the plasma cutter and without all the waste.
Poor Judith.
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Are you still alive? I featured you in a Blunt Cogs strip yesterday. Hope you're OK.
Merry Christmas, Dr. Evil. I hope all your evil machinations progress smoothly in the coming year. Where the divil are, ye then?
Sorry all. I'm still alive, but blocked at work now. The cads! I'd post from home, but I've got better things to do there that do not involve butter flavoured Crisco™ and a Twister board.
And even if they did, would you really want that image seared into your brain? You can thank me later with gifts of single malt.
Anyway, I'm thinking about getting an EVDO cord for my laptop to get around this. Have any of you lot have an EVDO service that you can recommend?
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