As an unlucky patron dejectedly leaves the Atlantic City casino, he is heard to say, "The valet said I had a flat, and that's how my luck has been all day!"
Uncle Ray | 06.22.07 - 2:11 pm | #

Damn, I left my wallet in the glove compartment!
Cowboy Blob | Homepage | 06.22.07 - 2:52 pm | #

When did they let Paris Hilton out?
The Man | Homepage | 06.22.07 - 3:07 pm | #

Now that is a compact.
The Man | Homepage | 06.22.07 - 3:08 pm | #

Race a ricer, make a rice cake!
Smite a hippie | Homepage | 06.22.07 - 4:18 pm | #

That was one hell of a "pile-up" on the Schuylkill this morning!
TrekMedic251 | Homepage | 06.22.07 - 6:53 pm | #

Once again the public is bitten in the ass by the law of unintended consequences as the Senate passes new CAFE standards.
Jim | Homepage | 06.22.07 - 7:45 pm | #

Man...What the Hell did I drink last night....
Dennis | Homepage | 06.22.07 - 8:11 pm | #

Damn! I was trying to win those races to pay my way into the Devry Institute!
ChrisA | Homepage | 06.22.07 - 9:04 pm | #

The school's auto shop program ran into a snag, when because of budget cuts, an art teacher had to take over the class.
RT | Homepage | 06.22.07 - 9:31 pm | #

Manuel Hernandez reacts after his car and other impounded vehicles were crushed at the Ecology Auto Parts in Rialto, Calif., Wednesday, June 20, 2007, as part of a crackdown on retarded, gay, commie, annoying little scab-produced tinker-toy rice-burners in Southern California.

Ironically, the car crusher was made in America...
jimmyb | Homepage | 06.22.07 - 10:24 pm | #

Not that I'm biased against gay foreign cars or anything.
jimmyb | Homepage | 06.22.07 - 10:25 pm | #

Production began Monday on the action movie The Stacked and the Furious.
John D | Homepage | 06.22.07 - 10:37 pm | #

Manuel was quoted: "Yeah, we can steel get 15 of us in the car!"
sssteve | Homepage | 06.22.07 - 11:46 pm | #

We don't need no stinkin' 3rd dimension.
jimmyb | Homepage | 06.23.07 - 8:42 am | #

"Man... I loved that dog... (sniff)"
rodney dill | Homepage | 06.23.07 - 9:28 am | #

Low Rider
thebadger00 | 06.23.07 - 12:22 pm | #

Manuel: "I mean it this time......NO MORE JAMESON"
thebadger00 | 06.23.07 - 12:25 pm | #

And Wyatt thought that the state of the Philly PD vehicles was bad before...
RFTR | Homepage | 06.23.07 - 2:11 pm | #

Next time, TIP THE VALET!!
Skul | 06.23.07 - 3:32 pm | #

You just can't miss Billy Joel's car collection.
rodney dill | Homepage | 06.24.07 - 5:26 pm | #

"I coulda had a V-8 (engine)."

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Jimmy Joe Bob prepares an snack for one of the Deceptacons -- a car club sandwich.

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Bill fails his driver's test for the 15th time due to his inability to master parallel parking.
Pam | Homepage | 06.24.07 - 11:23 pm | #

Woo-hoo! Thanks! Your kids'll get over it!
Cowboy Blob | Homepage | 06.25.07 - 6:26 pm | #