I love the egg dropped on a mouse trap.
An excerpt from a recent rant,
"I'm going up North for a few days, and have to say I'm really looking forward to it. The North inspires me so much. It's so rich in it's own culture. London is so diverse, it's a plastic, quick-release, easy-open, vacuum sealed, one-size-fits-all bullshit receptacle. I hate it. I'm not racist, or nationalist or any shit like that. I'm a full-on fuck-it kind of guy, but the empty headed easy-clean London get's on my nerves in the same way having to fucking shave does. Don't get me wrong - it's a great, great place. There's just so much to do, but I think that perhaps it's lost it's own identity. Up North, you know you're up North. Down here, you could be fucking anywhere, apart from up North."
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