"in the event of Ilkley society being turned into a horde of bleeding eyed murderous undead"

and the difference is ... ?
Dr P | 03.29.05 - 7:21 am | #

Aye, you should see them if they can't get hold of a double decaf latte with lo-fat whip cream.
Yorkshiresoul | Homepage | 03.29.05 - 9:00 am | #

Oh, I've got a plan. Its a secret though
experimental music | Homepage | 03.29.05 - 12:33 pm | #

"we're really sorry that the rest of you are going to spend eternity as mindless, shuffling automatons, or Ikea customers."

I just snorted tea through my nose at that final comment!
Leigh | Homepage | 03.29.05 - 6:40 pm | #

Tea snorting ? I'm worried, is this the english version of coke sniffing ?
Yorkshiresoul | Homepage | 03.31.05 - 1:43 am | #

Cheers Mike just broadcast my secret plan to the world!! Everyone will want to raid the golf club! Where am I going to steal tinned fruit cocktail (for vitamin C) from now?! I was going to nick the table cloths as well so I could spell out a big 'HELP' for aeroplanes! Honestly...
PS I think you underestimate apple corers. I figure after jabbing a few zombies, I could reward myself with a tasty de-cored apple.
Rachel | 04.03.05 - 4:14 pm | #

The tablecloths idea is a good one, they are a bit heavy though, how about one of those long roller towels from the gents ?

I hope you wash the corer after your zombie jabbing, you're running a serious risk of rage infection there.
Yorkshiresoul | Homepage | 04.05.05 - 3:51 am | #