Brett

87-5...
can we start having a go yet

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gilchrist out now!!!


190 all out off 40 overs.

I thought this was a test match not a one dayer

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Gravatar Cue...."You're not singing anymore..."


Gravatar erm, they might be in a minute - 2 down!


Gravatar 25-5

oh F**K

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Gravatar 17 wkts in one day. It's like Twenty20 without the 1minute changeover.


Gravatar Our Glenn, who art at Lords,
Hallowed be his name,
Thy kingdom come.
Thy will be bowled,
On flat tracks as it is in heaven

Give us this day his usual haul
And forgive him his no balls
As we forgive those who transgress against him

And lead batsmen thus into temptation,
But deliver the perfect inswinger
For thine is the kingdom,
and the yorker
and the leg cutter,
for ever and ever

(or,at the very least a couple more seasons)

AMEN

Sorry blokes i had been warning you. Put a stop to any hints of an Ashes revival for you lot eh ? AND Warney hasn't even warmed up yet!!!!!!!!!


Gravatar Don't get too smug yet we still have a Yorkshireman to come in...

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Gravatar in he came ... out he went

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Gravatar Shall I point out that the two Lee wickets were both off no-balls? Not really worth it, is it?


Gravatar That has got to rank amongst the best cricket performances ever, hail Glenn McGrath (mumble, grumble).


Gravatar And mate, he has a good 2 or 3 seasons left in him yet. The smooth, economical action runs like a machine. How many 4 balls does he deliver ? How many does Jones, Flintoff and Harmison bowl ? There is most of the reason the Ashes will remain ours for the forseable future.

170 ahead with power to add. Wheres the challenge ? I thought this series was gonna be close, you blokes will not score enough runs. Thorpe retiring from Test cricket ? Thanks lads- he should have come in for Bell in the next Test. But at least Pietersen showed some fight, and by God you will need it.

1-0 and we are loving it over here mate, just loving it. How many catches has Pietersen dropped now ? 3 ? " Mate, you've just dropped the Ashes!!! "


Gravatar Hmm, well we always lose at Lord's. Not that we have yet. Should be an interesting first hour tomorrow.


Gravatar It's not 1-0 yet you bugger, let me get my crystal ball out, centuries for Strauss and Bell, we're in with a chance yet, as long as Hoggard makes an unbeaten 50!


Gravatar Warrrneeee, Warrrneeee, Warrrneeee .....etc


Gravatar We're still going to draw


Gravatar Oh no we're not, for fucksakes.




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