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Hey Sam, checked out your site and read your comics, very clever stuff, I like the last one especially. Although it looks like "Corp-World" Really did suck out creativity; I see no new updates? Maybe take a vaca to write some new stuff. 
*poke* *poke* Sam? Are you alive? YOU'RE TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!!
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Let's just call a spade a spade, here. Hiatus-thon 2k7 is still in full swing. The girlfriend and I have decided to devote full artistic energies into writing a novel I've been mulling over for the better part of this last decade, and until that project sees fruition, z0mg! is sleeping. Maybe there will be the occasional holiday comic or silly randomness but nothing quite at the pace it held for that single string in the middle there... sorry folks for the lack o' good news here for the comic, BUT if all goes to plan, I should have something MORE substantial eventually here. Wish me luck?
or not... it's cool. PEACE!
HIATUS UPDATE:
I'm no longer on hiatus, however it will be a little while longer before anything gets posted. I'm working on the new story arc, and I want to have the physical drawing/writing done before I even begin to post, so that I have a healthy back-log and steady updates. Once I have more news for you, I'll throw it out on Myspace (http://www.myspace.com/p1r4t3_k1ng if you wish to add me as a friend; just send me a message if you're a reader who's adding me, so I don't deny it with auto-spam.)
On that note, stay frosty, folks!
Hiatus.
I am on hiatus from the comic until further notice. I'm hoping the server sorts itself out so that I can more reliably access my comic and as such create more motivation to actually write/draw some more comics, otherwise, I may have to *eep* purchase my own domain *gasp*. We'll see. Hopefully this impromptu hiatus will only last for about a week or so longer, but I'll leave a MySpace message when I post again. Speaking of which, if you read the comic and haven't yet friended me on Myspace. Go there. Do that. Bad reader. 
-Sam
Defective, you say? I didn't realize one of them had an issue or I wouldn't have put it in the little paper box o' doom. Whoops. Also, new comic in the works, just been uber lazy ... scratch that... uber busy. :D Also, a new shipment of pins should arrive in a couple weeks, I'll be more than happy to replace yours then
I bought one of your damn pins down at the shop. It's defective. Not one girl hit on me. No pirates, zombies or ninjas attacked, ambushed, or otherwise accosted me. I demand satisfaction. I need you to go put on your thinkin' tiara princess and get a new comic out or get me a pin that works.
you're slacking again!
Sorry about not posting any new comics this week! I've been lazy/busy all at once! I'm working on both of next week's so as of Wednesday, there will be a new comic! (or sooner if I decide to post it early)
Again, sorry!
-Sam
I get this strange feeling that I know you from somewhere... like we have.. I dunno met in a previous life.. or maybe yesterday was Thursday *shrugs*
Nice work tho, you should put in a couple dead baby jokes!
Yeah... well, you're lucky... I... with the... stuff?
you're lucky its only the tv show from the 80s that scares me mister!
Also... we have a tendency to like grammar here (even if we sometimes opt to destroy it ourselves)... the word covert in that sentence is incorrect, as is the lack of subject in that particular segment of your comment. Thanks for playing!
Well, it is called a dry sense of humor for a reason. Thanks for stopping by! I feel honored that *the* James could stop by. My life is complete now.
Your comic is pretty dry. Try to use the anime-ish style art to covert up for your bland jokes.
~James
That tall Viking of a man you refer to... I believe sir, that he ran off with a couple other Vikings and got himself hitched out on the east coast. It was a beautiful ceremony, plenty of Viking-level ravaging and pillaging to be had by all. Simply wonderful.
I would like to hear more about that tall, sexy, blond, viking of a man! I think he's your roommate? What's he been up too!
Omg, the newest one is damn hilarious. Kudos
I suppose this might make a bit more sense to me if I had actually seen the movie... But it was fun to look at anyway! ^^
ALSO: before anyone asks, I am aware that Dilios didn't have the patch/wrap over his eye before the battle of the Hot Gates... I just like how he looks with it on. ... so nyah.
Thank you for the kind words. Y Jr, voy a escritar mas espanol para tu. ... now that I've butchered two languages at once. I think I am done. And Richman. You can only buy my thong if you show it to me you saucy boy! ..er, wait? No, no nevermind.
Sam, that was beautiful and amazing in every way. I'm so proud.
...oh, BTW...
Im buying the zOmg! the comic thong!
Thats some nice work hombre. I recently learned to read and have been exercising my new abilities within your glorious gym of comics, as it were. Next stop: Little Black Sambo (yeah its a book, and I have it)
Rock
...and salad
Necesita mas espanol.
Aw, pwned. Nobody comments after I leave a craptastic comment. *shamed* I didn't mean to scare you all off!
Who the fsck do you think you are? Did I say you could love me? Heck no. Where do you get off? I mean seriously. You're ridiculous. Come to think of it, I hope you die. Yes, you heard me.
If you haven't figured out by now, this is dripping with sarcasm and evil attitude. I love you, too sweetie. Thanks for the love, even if you are required to love my work .
This is exciting! Yay for comments! I am amused, enraged, and simply confused about life. Can you recommend a good therapist? Also, I love the comic! It's come a long way. This Von-Deadman/Death one is especially fantastic! I'm very proud of you. *MWAH!* Love you!
NO EMU ALLOWED. Or maybe it is. I forget. Make your best judgement? See also: Knock yourself out.
omg i wanna comment... i wanna give you teh EMU... can i even leave you the EMU on here?
oops i left out part of it...i still love the comic!
Rico! your birthday cards are racist against the french and/or asians, but thats ok i still
First comment! I win! Pwnxx0rj00!... *cough* sorry about that. Feel free to leave me love! (or hate... whatever works for you... but I prefer the love any day)
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