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$\"Gravatar\"$ Sick day, huh. I guess you work somewhere that they don't give you Zappadan off.
the Aristocrats | Homepage | 12.06.07 - 4:25 pm | #

$\"Gravatar\"$ Yes, the community college district I work is composed of heathen swine! For years I've been trying to get them to grant me May 28th as a religious holiday (the birthday of Miles Davis), but they not hear of it. Something to do with an annual ritual called \"graduation\" (quite boring if you've attended just one of them, but they insist on doing it every year). And then they claim there is a holiday at the same time involving people getting killed in wars...I rather celebrate the guy with the trumpet.
The CultureGhost | Homepage | 12.06.07 - 4:40 pm | #

$\"Gravatar\"$ Frank Zappa on Wikipedia
Ghost Dansing | Homepage | 12.06.07 - 5:07 pm | #

$\"Gravatar\"$ Culture Ghost, take Franks Advice and Eat Your Greens, but don't forget to eat your Fake Id!
No Endives in California?
That's the problem with the food chain, no diversity. Endives are about the cheapest vegetable here in the winter.
This is the season of beets, turnips and if you are brave enough, the occasionaly rutabaga.
Is this the season to be jelly?
microdot | Homepage | 12.07.07 - 4:19 am | #

$\"Gravatar\"$ Fake IDs are very high in dietary fiber. The average American (I am certain that Culture Ghost is an above average American because he can levitate jars of borscht using nothing but a jib boom and a 3/4 horsepower electric motor) consumes less than 10 grams of fiber per day and yet continues to consume his weight in average non-Americans each and every day. Federal dietary guidelines established by someone who knows his onions recommend that you consume more than 21 grams of fiber per day. One fake ID contains 5.45 grams of dietary fiber...which my amazing math skills tell me is more than some percentage or other of the recommended minimum daily requirement.

Eat your fake IDs.

DON'T BORE NINA!
DBK | Homepage | 12.07.07 - 10:04 am | #

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