Wooo ya baby! Nice to see you back and in fine form I must say.

How do I enter to win that trip, the Land of the Dead sounds spiffy.

Love the 666, and Im glad you see ya back!!!!
Jessicarabbit | Homepage | 06.18.05 - 3:17 am | #

What a scoop!! Editors at People magazine are gnashing their teeth over their failure to interview the Flyboy.
Old Horsetail Snake | Homepage | 06.18.05 - 3:12 pm | #

yea he just said hes gonna marry her, even though thats like what, 15, 16 years difference.

yea im with the flyboy on this one
peter | Homepage | 06.18.05 - 4:05 pm | #

The rag mags. say they are getting married before the 4th of July and planning a baby soon after.
Double Bagger | Homepage | 06.18.05 - 7:45 pm | #

is that what katie sees in him?

i've been going about this all wrong.
Mr Anigans | Homepage | 06.19.05 - 2:57 am | #

Looks like someone found out that Katie Holmes is getting married. Even converted to Scientology.
Cananopie | Homepage | 06.19.05 - 11:35 am | #

thats sweet, good job on the forehead
natalie | 06.19.05 - 1:44 pm | #

Hahah! LOVE the hellification of Cruise! Sad thing is I want to see War of the Worlds so badly, but have sworn to boycott just cause Cruise has become the hugest of asshats in my book.
groovebunny | Homepage | 06.20.05 - 12:29 am | #

This has "gay midlife crisis/ in need of a gay father figure" written all over it.
H.R.M. Queen of the Universe | Homepage | 06.20.05 - 1:10 am | #

That is awesome, dude! You rule!

I regret to inform you that Tom has converted me to Scientology, as well. I shall enter a steam bath later today and sweat for three days, emptying my body of impurities. I will then slip into a coma, from which I may only be roused by one of Tom's stinky farts. Then I will ascend to the sky where I will fellate the ghostly image of L. Ron Hubbard. I can hardly wait!
J.R. Kinnard | Homepage | 06.20.05 - 3:08 pm | #

COME BACK ZOMBIE KATIE'S SEEN THE ERROR OF HER WAYS
frankysbride | Homepage | 06.20.05 - 6:14 pm | #

How can you convert to a "religion" that doesn't actually exist, I wonder...?

This looks amazing, but I think his actual face is far scarier, hon. You hit the nail right on the uh...head, when you called him "Dicknose." I can't stop saying it now. Dicknose. Dicknose. Dicknose...
x!
Pisser | Homepage | 06.20.05 - 7:16 pm | #

Tom would be so much more welcome here at the coven if he only did show his true identity as you have done for us! thank you zombie flyboy, thank you!!
vampyregirl | Homepage | 06.20.05 - 9:36 pm | #

did you see his ass get squirted? it was just awkward.... really akward.
MCG | Homepage | 06.21.05 - 12:57 am | #

Fortunately, I don't have TV, so I've mostly dodged the hopping on couches and fist-pumping declarations of love. I certainly hear about it EVERYWHERE else though.
Zombie, it's nice to see you back, and I love what you've done with this cover.
Meggan | Homepage | 06.21.05 - 1:20 am | #

Hey! How come everybody bitches at me when I use photoshop liquify, but when Zombie does it, he's an undead hero?

Well, then again, I haven't used it on Tom Cruise, either.

Welcome back to your undead blog, my son. We missed ya, boy!
Bucky Four-Eyes | Homepage | 06.21.05 - 3:13 pm | #

Let me eat your brains!!
Kissyfur | Homepage | 06.21.05 - 9:54 pm | #

p.s. I added your link to my side bar...you're underneath the Church of the psyhotic blogger!
Kissyfur | Homepage | 06.21.05 - 9:55 pm | #

That's a fantastic quote. Genius!
JJ | Homepage | 06.21.05 - 11:41 pm | #

I just can't stand Tom Cruise. I feel the need to say so every single day.
Gage | Homepage | 06.22.05 - 10:08 am | #

This is really fantastic! I like how you portray your hatred in a really creative way.

Incidentally "Still gay - marriage of convenience"
Louise | Homepage | 06.22.05 - 3:21 pm | #

Yee-hah!! GRRREAT comeback, Zombie san!!! Tom is well and truly warned now. He tried to make a good impression over here recently, but I've found him out and found him wanting! There's no escape ...
Joolie | Homepage | 06.27.05 - 10:57 am | #

and now he's acting like a dickhead to Matt Lauer. how did hooking up with Katie turn him into an instant asshole??

oh....

and COME BACK, ZOMBIE!!
Dawn (webmiztris) | Homepage | 06.28.05 - 12:10 pm | #

HaHa, that rocks. I love the "666" carved into his big forehead, that's the best part aside from the quote about zombies in the corner. I'm glad I got a new computer so I can come here and comment worthless drab here more often.
MissR | Homepage | 06.29.05 - 6:12 am | #

what's up, zombie? i thought you might appreciate this:

http://gorillamask.net/cruisewet.shtml

enjoy, i hope the people are stupid, panicked, and prone to falling where you are, i know they are here!
sandy brown | 06.30.05 - 8:38 pm | #

that is so awesome. awesomest thing i have seen in the last 5 hours.
Corinna | Homepage | 07.03.05 - 2:00 pm | #

Dude, as the Mayor of Drugachusetts I declare that post to be... AWESOME!

Land of the Dead was also declared...AWESOME!

Linnea Quigley? ... AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gene Lancaster | Homepage | 07.04.05 - 7:43 pm | #

Hilarious picture of TC.
Jessica | Homepage | 07.07.05 - 1:38 pm | #

zombie man, you gotta update from time to time
peter | Homepage | 07.08.05 - 1:16 am | #

Do I need to come and put the smackdown on your undead ass?
Bucky Four-Eyes | Homepage | 07.20.05 - 4:04 pm | #

You are pushing it Flyboy, I am about to put the smack down on you.
Jessicarabbit | Homepage | 07.28.05 - 3:22 am | #

where you at, yo? y'up and disappeared.

i'm curious to know your thoughts on hide and creep.
grimace | Homepage | 08.01.05 - 3:20 am | #

LOl - that's awesome!
Elizabeth | Homepage | 08.04.05 - 12:59 am | #

Zombie...*clink clink clink*
Come out and plaaaaaaaay! *clink clink clink*
MadameD | 08.05.05 - 5:54 am | #

Man, I think I just saw a tumble weed roll across the screen.
bobbleheadhillbilly | Homepage | 08.07.05 - 5:32 am | #