How was my weekend? Well, I did two out of the three things on your list. I will leave you to figure out which two.
Bucky Four-Eyes | Homepage | 03.13.06 - 8:58 am | #

I'd hate to have witnessed this queef that nearly rivaled the strength of a tornado! wow!
Dawn (webmiztris) | Homepage | 03.13.06 - 12:18 pm | #

LMAO! You certainly have a way with words!

Glad no tornado sucked on you like Divine Brown did with Hugh Grant. Oops, I mean sucked you away.
Belle | Homepage | 03.13.06 - 1:00 pm | #

Man my weekend sucked. First I found out I cannot get Directv, after I won a years' subscription to it, all because of my suck-ass neighbor's trees. Then I found out my bf went out and got drunk with a skanky ho bag Friday night, and that he's been lying to me for weeks about various things....what an ass. Men suck. At least the ones who are alive. Zombies are ok. love ya. bye bye
jules | Homepage | 03.13.06 - 1:29 pm | #

Oo, you need to come here and put the fear of Zombie into my neighbors. I got to hear slamming doors and windows all last evening...
If you can make the tornados fear you, a fat bitch and her skinny ass boyfriend should be no problem!
MadameD | 03.13.06 - 3:09 pm | #

The only storms we get here near Buffalo are snow storms. Awesomest days ever.

I see you've seen the "Juggernaut Bitch" video online. My cousin is OBSESSED with that thing.
Cananopie | Homepage | 03.13.06 - 3:53 pm | #

Fucking comedy gold, you are. x x x
Alexis | Homepage | 03.13.06 - 4:15 pm | #

A storm chasing Zombie now I've almost heard everything.
Double Bagger | Homepage | 03.13.06 - 4:17 pm | #

Cool Blog. Will link you when I can be arsed.
StrangeNights | Homepage | 03.13.06 - 6:20 pm | #

Drunk sounds so good. I wish I had the week off to get drunk. Hell I just need a week off.
Doublebagger | Homepage | 03.14.06 - 2:10 am | #

I swear I tried to post something the other day like "pussy power" but there weren't no link fer to be postin' wit.
Mr. Bloggerific Himself | Homepage | 03.14.06 - 7:22 am | #

"Did you get laid? Watch a movie? Do lots of good dope?"

All of the above.
JJ | Homepage | 03.14.06 - 1:30 pm | #

Why, Vickie Lynn Hogan, in a mug shot, no less...

Why am I not surprised.

My friend Jared surfed a storm once...
Pisser | Homepage | 03.14.06 - 4:17 pm | #

Your weekend sounds much funner than mine. I actually pulled weeds in the rain. Yup. My life is one big barrel of fun. lol And what the hell is up with Rosie's face???
groovebunny | Homepage | 03.14.06 - 10:02 pm | #

I ate lots of chili then went to the gym for a strenuous workout. Needless to say, I had the entire gym to myself in no time!
J.R. | Homepage | 03.15.06 - 12:31 am | #

Yeah. That tornado was all over the news. You better get out of there before everything gets shitty!!!
Talamasca | Homepage | 03.15.06 - 4:51 am | #

I swear I'm gonna be more drunker than you.
Kunstemaecker | Homepage | 03.15.06 - 5:57 am | #

Drink green beer. It stains your teeth.
Lauren | Homepage | 03.15.06 - 9:24 pm | #

Hey, what a find! This place is better than The Twilight Zone on acid!

I've actually seen the Juggernaut Bitch video. My son showed it to me. (Fuck, that makes me sound like an old fart). But it WAS funny.

Off to drink the Elixir of Life...aka vodka.
TC | Homepage | 03.16.06 - 6:00 am | #

Bucky Four-Eyes, sounds like you had fun then.

Dawn (webmiztris), come on, where's your sense of adventure?

Belle, on, away, whatever. As long as I'm being sucked, I think I'm happy!

Jules, that's too bad. I hope you can get something worked out. As for men, some men suck. But the good ones like me will lick!

MadameD, I'd be glad to, but you know how tough it is to get me to travel anywhere.

Cananopie, yep, it cracked me up. And so I had to pay homage to it.

Alexis, is it me, or did you just have a Yoda moment there?

Double Bagger, yep, I'm one of a kind. Come on down and get drunk with me. It'll be fun.

StrangeNights, thanks!

Mr. Bloggerific Himself, well, thanks for trying anyway.

JJ, and that is why you are "DY-NO-MITE!". Wait I think that's another JJ.

Pisser, you never fail to crack me up. I was going to post your mug shot, but you looked too damn sexy in it. Is your friend Jared the guy from SUBWAY?

Groovebunny, ha ha, I've been asking myself what is up with Rosie's face since the first time I saw it!

J.R., a trick learned from the handy dandy www.potty.org website no doubt.

Talamasca, I am not worried. I have my pointy finger of doom.

Kunstemaecker, perhaps. Perhaps not.

Lauren, that's not a bad idea. The green might cover up some of the blood stains.

TC, oh man, I cannot drink Vodka anymore. It has declared war on me. Ugh. I'm getting sick just thinking about it.
ZombieFlyboy | Homepage | 03.17.06 - 9:47 am | #

do they not know who the fuck i am, they must not know who the fuck i am. IM THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH! i'm gonna hit you with your own pimp!
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