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'); document.write('Jack: Oooh, congratulations!'); document.write('
'); document.write('Laetitia: I just added you on twitter after Lou said you were pregnant and overdue. I am with you on that one...'); document.write('
'); document.write('AMP: discretion (yes i have learnt this over my years online - finally) suggests that i do not go into th...'); document.write('
'); document.write('Camilla: I heard a rumour that one of the worst things about it was that it wasn\'t so much shit as \'can\'t...'); document.write('
'); document.write('Yr Wife: Cool, I\'ll come round and play \'The State I Am In\' to Jimmy, he will be awestruck by my skillz I...'); document.write('
'); document.write('lesbilicious: thanks for the tip, will check it out. often thought there should be a lady butt.'); document.write('
'); document.write('Yr Wife: Does this mean I can have your uke? xxxxxx'); document.write('

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