'); document.write('Lucretia: Oh, and other than being a teacher, I\'d LOVE to be self-employed! I think you\'ll be excellent.'); document.write('
'); document.write('Lucretia: Tits? As in "good"? My brother says that! Awesome. Hi.'); document.write('
'); document.write('P@: This hermaphrodite story better be damn good.'); document.write('
'); document.write('Gracielou: Congrats. Not working for the man definitely has its advantages and with your talent, you\'ll be th...'); document.write('
'); document.write('Helen (Dogeared): Woohoo, go Matty! *insert cheerleader here* I am sure that you\'ll find it really works out for you...'); document.write('
'); document.write('Simon: Good luck to you, good sir, in this venture. *pats back*'); document.write('
'); document.write('oslowe: um, I come here because IT GETS WORSE, not to read "I\'m self-employed, birds in the trees, lalalala...'); document.write('
'); document.write('CosmicAvatar: You\'re doomed. No, wait. You\'re a genius. Because being paid to do something you enjoy is a Goo...'); document.write('

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