'); document.write('barking spider: What music would you put on Pope Benedict\'s iPod?'); document.write('
'); document.write('nightfly: If I were His Holiness, I\'d have held out for an iPod before the meeting.'); document.write('
'); document.write('Boy Named Sous: At least pole dancers have enough of a sense of shame to use aliases.'); document.write('
'); document.write('Joel: My paper actually leans right, which is bloody uncommon. Comes of being smack in the middle of farm...'); document.write('
'); document.write('Kate P: Probably the conversation goes a lot like the one I have when the Inky calls: "Your candidate endors...'); document.write('
'); document.write('barking spider: Joel, I\'ve never read your paper,and it is probably wonderful compared to what passes for news here...'); document.write('
'); document.write('Joel: As a newspaperman, I\'m ashamed of my profession once again.'); document.write('
'); document.write('Mr. Bingley: At least the pole dancing is honest work.'); document.write('

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