'); document.write('John Swain: Congrats on the fantasy ski team. Way to represent minnesota.'); document.write('
'); document.write('Grandpa Jim: Sounds like I qualify then for President. I\'ve never been an elitist, never worked for the governme...'); document.write('
'); document.write('Mnmom: Next time you\'re over for coffee, I\'ll play it, but you don\'t have to pay.'); document.write('
'); document.write('Christopher: Could we call that a crapet?'); document.write('
'); document.write('Rob: There was the time when Will, in the midst of potty training, was toddling around the playroom naked...'); document.write('
'); document.write('Rob: In his lack of technological savvy, he\'s just like most senior citizens. My mother-in-law has to c...'); document.write('
'); document.write('Christopher: I\'ll pay cash money to see that.'); document.write('
'); document.write('Mnmom: Guess your new name should be The Patriarch of Poo.'); document.write('

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