'); document.write('alexakim: Why can\'t a girl be more like a man? --Prof. Henry Higgins, Pygmalion This is why.'); document.write('
'); document.write('maxx: Them Zoomies sure know how to throw a party. The Jarheads will be green with envy.'); document.write('
'); document.write('Chevy Rose: The winning float is, "Spin the Science", driven by Al Gore. Second place winner; Crammed in new GM...'); document.write('
'); document.write('Rod: "I know there\'s aliens here, and when I find \'em, I\'m taken their picture!"'); document.write('
'); document.write('Rod: "Say, does this dress make me look fat?"'); document.write('
'); document.write('Miss Em: eeee-gads I\'m glad NO one was going \'camando\'. No need to see the tower with the bell rope and b...'); document.write('
'); document.write('Miss Em: enough circle-ling stripes to make anyone want to throw up but the nipple rings and tassels..........'); document.write('
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