'); document.write('Burson: Mwah-ha-ha... ah.'); document.write('
'); document.write('Beck: Poker? I just met \'er.'); document.write('
'); document.write('Burson: Dammit, answer your phone / empty your voicemail box. Poker tonight?'); document.write('
'); document.write('Burson: Or all y\'all satisfied WaMu / Chase customers could try out a credit union. My credit card interest...'); document.write('
'); document.write('Beck: The WaMus are still WaMus out here in the East. I can get money from Chase ATMs but can\'t deposit t...'); document.write('
'); document.write('Burson: Uhhh... what?'); document.write('
'); document.write('Burson: Isn\'t it awesome? Not only does your banking currently suck, but any credit cards you may have with...'); document.write('
'); document.write('Burson: Ah, the magical .252 land... good times. About the only way "don\'t worry, I only got wasted to ente...'); document.write('

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